Interview between Pastor Scott and Satan…

Scott: “Why do you use sex as a tool to ruin lives?”

Satan: “Scottie, why have you got such a hang up on sex? Let’s not forget, I didn’t invent it, from your own mouth you said your ‘God’ invented. I’m just using the tools available.”

Scott: “You’re not known for telling the truth.”

Satan: “Are you asking a question?”

Scott: “Yeah, are you going to tell the truth in this interview?”

Satan: “What is truth? You say tomato I say Bloody Mary. Maybe you can’t handle the truth is why you don’t see it for what it is.”

So are you going to be truthful?

Satan: (laughing) “What you want me to put my hand on the Bible? You and I both know that ain’t going to happen. Yeah, I’m going to tell you the truth. After all Scottie I am sure you will know when I don’t (more laughter).”

Scott: Is Oral Sex sex?

Satan: “Are you kidding? Scottie the 90’s are calling, it isn’t sex at all. It is a hand shake, a gesture. It is what you do after you’ve had a good dinner. Everybody is doing it. Why do you and your ‘God’ have to be such a kill joy?”

So you don’t see it as Sex?

Satan: “Your not listening are you Scottie? Do you know who the 42nd President of the United States was? Yeah you know, he didn’t think it was sex either. Are you smarter than the President little Scottie?”

To be continued…