Leadership definitions…according to Scott

What is leadership?
A person who is willing to do what ever it takes and takes what ever is due to accomplish what needs to be accomplished and can inspire others to do the same. Leaders are visible living proof that the vision is worth the effort. Leaders are to followers what gravity is to water. Leaders force the vision infused followers into the cracks and crannies of the world. Vision infusing leaders spread the vision like the plague spreads illness (but in a good way).

What is leader infusion?
Leader infusion is the investment of information, motivation, or inspiration in the leader. The results are cataclysmic.

What is leader impact?
It is the sound of metal bending, glass breaking, along with the smell of smoke, when the unbending desire of a leader meets with the resistance of anything standing in the way of the fulfillment the vision.

What is leader vision?
The ability to see the opportunity even when it is hidden by the possibility of great loss, bodily harm, or hard work.

What is leader inspiration?
The heart felt message that raises the vision of the following to a willingness to charge hell with gasoline underwear.

What is leadership sacrifice?
Life.

What is leadership motivation?
The ability to look in the distance and see the broken body of Jesus Hanging on a tree with the knowledge He hung there for you. He didn’t whine, complain, or quit. That personal understanding will cause a leader to take on the world without even one thought of cost, or odds.

What is leader burn out?
Huh? I don’t know.

Interview between Pastor Scott and Satan…

Scott: “Why do you use sex as a tool to ruin lives?”

Satan: “Scottie, why have you got such a hang up on sex? Let’s not forget, I didn’t invent it, from your own mouth you said your ‘God’ invented. I’m just using the tools available.”

Scott: “You’re not known for telling the truth.”

Satan: “Are you asking a question?”

Scott: “Yeah, are you going to tell the truth in this interview?”

Satan: “What is truth? You say tomato I say Bloody Mary. Maybe you can’t handle the truth is why you don’t see it for what it is.”

So are you going to be truthful?

Satan: (laughing) “What you want me to put my hand on the Bible? You and I both know that ain’t going to happen. Yeah, I’m going to tell you the truth. After all Scottie I am sure you will know when I don’t (more laughter).”

Scott: Is Oral Sex sex?

Satan: “Are you kidding? Scottie the 90’s are calling, it isn’t sex at all. It is a hand shake, a gesture. It is what you do after you’ve had a good dinner. Everybody is doing it. Why do you and your ‘God’ have to be such a kill joy?”

So you don’t see it as Sex?

Satan: “Your not listening are you Scottie? Do you know who the 42nd President of the United States was? Yeah you know, he didn’t think it was sex either. Are you smarter than the President little Scottie?”

To be continued…

SexEd Porn Sunday Feb 22 At mercyscross.com

An amazing thing has happened over the past eight to twelve hours. I have gotten over 200 emails concerning our new SexEd and Porn Sunday series. The most amazing thing is that NONE of them are negative. ALL of them are positive! It is like people are so relieved that finally a church is willing to unpack what sex should be. It is like a unanimous sigh of relief in our community and everyone is saying FINALLY, we can start to hear what God says about all of this. It looks like we are about to blaze a trail.